Itjaw

So today I did my chemistry talk/presentation, the basic idea is that we pick an element and then find out every single piece of imformation available via Google search into a portfolio. Then we do a 5-8 minutes presentation in front of the class while the class sits there and gets bored. I chose Arsenic, mainly because it was the most poisonous one I could find… I don’t want to kill everyone I was just bored…

So when I do my presentation obviously theres a fair amount of stuff on arsenic poisoning. So now I think allot of people think I want to kill everyone, which aside from the fact that I do every now and then but still it’s not very nice to think that about me, I should kill them all. MWHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cower at the evilness of my laugh!!!!!!!!!!!! MWHAAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111 (those 1’s are there on purpose I swear……..) !!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!11 (those 1’s are a mistake) Yes…..

Itjaw

I have a chemistry assignment due tomorrow…
I obviously haven’t done it all yet… In true Philip style….
I should probably do it now huh rather than complaining about it….

Itjaw

p.s. Chemistry sucks

Pretty much anyone who has ever gone on the internet will know about youtube in all it’s wonderful glory. I don’t know if anyone else knows this but a major publishing (like T.V. and Movies not books) is suing youtube for breach of copyright. I think it’s stupid. Suing a company for what it’s users do. There are thousands possibly millions of videos posted on youtube everyday, do they honestly expect the admin to check every single video to see if it breaches copyright? Wouldn’t it take allot more staff to do that? Do I use rhetorical questions to often?

Also in other youtube related news a T.V. company (that I can’t remember which one) has joined forces with another company (I can’t even remember what they did never mind their name) anyway, they’ve joined forces to make a youtubeesq (probably not a word that one) website. They’ve done it to try and control the amount of their videos that end up on youtube. Good move! What the hell happened in that boardroom?

“Sir I think we should put more of our videos on the internet to limit the amount that get out there.” “Good idea Jenkins! Do you think we should jump out the window of our skyscraper to reduce the number of people who jump?” “Sir, you have the best ideas!”

(*Do not take a joke about suicide as a cry to help on my part, as previous idiots have done*)

God Bless America

Itjaw

I saw the movie hot fuzz on Thursday, it’s from the makers of Shaun of the dead and is excellent. It’s so good I’m seeing it again on Friday. Go!

Win zip sucks, I hate it. I know it’s sad to hate a piece of software but still… If it was a person it would be dead by now… That probably says something about my homicidal nature rather than my hatred for win zip. I guess I should probably elaborate…

They have now decided that it should cost money, but it’s OK you can download the free trial and use it for 30 days, and now my 30 days are up. So I go out and do what any normal person would do, try and find a hack for it… And praise be to Jebus (Not a misspell) the only problem is; when I download it it’s a win zip file! What idiot thought of that!

So now my slightly homicidal nature is escalating into a full blown killing spree… When I suddenly realise that windows has an unzip wizard and you don’t actually have to use win zip (it took me way to long to realise that). So I go right click on the file and what d’you know? win zip has replaced the windows wizard but when I try to open it with win zip it tells me I need to buy it! I’m about to start WWIII.

I go into the folder manually as a final last effort, and just try running the setup for the program I was trying to get. I knew that there was no chance but I live in hope. I startup and it tells me that it’s a zipped folder and do I want the windows self extraction wizzard to unzip it for me? Finally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!1!1!

So I run the wizard and guess what? My computer crashes…

Itjaw

Hello!
For reasons that I myself do not understand I have started a blog. It will contain my thoughts feelings and all that sought of crap…

First I think I should explain what ITJAW means for those who don’t know. It means Instant TRAGEDY Just Add Water and if any one says anything to the contrary then they are lying and you should go “LALALALA can’t hear you!” and jam you fingers in your ears… Yes…

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So now for some proper blogging.

I’ve got a cold. =-(. The crap thing is though that I’m not sick enough to get off school but I’m still sick enough to make school and everything else crap because it feels like my brain has melted . But at least it’s Saturday. For those of you who are curious here is my countdown of days:
1. Saturday, for obvious reasons
2. Sunday, on holiday but imminent school
3. Friday, almost the weekend
4.Monday, I know it’s a little weird but i have just had two days off…
5.Thursday, Almost Friday
6.Tuesday, Still got a bit of energy left from Monday
7.Wednesday, It’s just the worst thing. You have no energy left from the weekend but the next one is still an eternity away!It’s like your in limbo… Stuck between two weekends with no relief in sight.

I think that’s all from me at the moment…
Toodles
Itjaw
btw my names Philip for those who don’t know or just don’t remeber.