Itjaw

So, recently Brian(The Brain(Yes I named my brain Brian) has been having some trouble with thinking of things…

I thought my TPP was quite good, but I can’t think of anything else to say on the subject. It becomes difficult to think of things to say when you write about 200 words and the thing your making fun of only writes 15 or so… So I’ve decided not to write about TPP until I can think of something else because poor old Brian has been working his butt off.

Also, I’ve just decided that Brian should have his own blog… He does all the work in this relationship so I’m going to give him a place to vent his anguish. I’m not sure if this idea will work, I came up with it just now and have only just realized that Brian might say something mean about me…

Itjaw&Brian

Ok, First to correct a few mistakes:

Firstly

The person who posted name is not 123 name it’s name123. I sincerely apologize if I have offended you…

Second

I don’t moderate your comments before they can be viewed by you, as soon as you post them they are visible. BUT if you do say something offensive then I can delete the comment.  I’m a bit new to this whole blog thing so I don’t really know what I’m doing…

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I think that’s all the mistakes I made, apart from all the grammery and spelly things but I’m not going to bother to fix all of those it would take me an eternity…

So, on to what I really wanted to talk about, The Phantom Poster! DUM DUM DUMMMM! (those things where my attempt at the noise you hear when something shocking happens)…

I have another two comments! There from the same person as the first one! Wait a second, that’s not good…  It seems that a crazy person has taken a liking to my blog…

My suspicions where first aroused when they said I was funny, this is obviously the view of a crazy person, I should know I’m crazy myself…

The second clue came at 8:11 yesterday, when the suspect confirmed their views in relation to my hilarity stating “really you are funny”, it was not until then that I realized how serious the problem really was…

The third and final piece of incriminating evidence came 18 minutes later, The Phantom Poster, who will now be know as TPP (I can’t be bothered to write The Phantom Poster every time), had actually quoted me! (just before that was a really long brackets and comma thing, I myself had to look back to see where I was…)  In the medical world this is known as insanity stage 7 ( a very severe case), in simple terms a stage 7 crazy person is on a par with people such as Richard Nixon, Tom Cruise and well Me…

If you sight TPP then alert you local insane asylum and RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! RUN FOREST RUN!

Itjaw

So on msn today one of my friends informed me that I had a comment, my first! HooRah!

Of coarse things where not as hunky-dory as they had first seemed…

First of all, my friend should not be able to see my very first comment yet, before any of your future comments (hopefully many (and less weird too)) I have to moderate them to make your your not saying anything bad (when I say bad, I don’t mean negative I mean things that are offensive of something like that). So I haven’t moderated this comment yet but my friend can see it. Not good. I can’t see it, when I go as a normal visitor. Weird man…

But still for a first comment I’m willing to sacrifice some things because of the fact that’s it’s my very first. The only problem is that the weirdness does not end there. The comment “your so funny” is clearly very odd to anyone who has read the blog. The name (123name) is strange too, by giving your first name I will not be able to track you down and brutally kill you (however fun that could be) or even a nickname or a pseudonym (had to look that one up)… but no.

Not only that but the email is obviously fake as well (I can’t say what it is because it says it won’t be divulged, and for those of you who thinks it is my friend who wrote it (that’s what I thought…) it’s not his I.P. address (yes I know your I.P. addresses too MWHAAHAHAHAHA mine is an evil laugh!) Yes…

goddamn…’s they’ll be the end of me…

Itjaw

I realise that chances are that I will never have enough money to start my own television station if I ever do it will be the best commercial station ever! If you agree and fancy donating millions (or billions) to the cause then feel free to contact me…

Here are some general rules that I’ve thought of:

1. No Ad’s masquerading as shows.
2. No Oprah
3. No cheap imitations of Oprah
4. Same goes for you Dr Phil, Gerry and Trisha
5. No Ad’s right at the end of the show when all that’s left is the credits.
6. No Ad’s over the top of credits.
7. No Ad’s over the top of any of the other parts of the show.
8. Nothing even remotely similar to Today Tonight or A Current Affair.
9. No ring-tone adverts.
10. No religion. None. Zip.
11. The news must contain actual news.
12. No Ann-Nicole Smith
13. No financial report during the news, no one cares what the stock market did today.
14. No Paris Hilton or similar pieces of plastic.
15. No political donations.
16. If there is a newspaper also owned by me it must be completely separate from the Channel or any other part of my gigantic empire.
17. Comedy shows must be funny.
18. No reality T.V. .
19. No direct sponsors of shows. i.e. you cannot have a big holden sign in the background of the sports report.
20. No telethons.
21. Especially no telethons with ad’s in the middle of them, that’s taking it to a new level.
22. No award shows.
23. No political campaign ad’s.
24. No government ad’s.
25. None of that.

Those ones are all the ones I can remember but there where many many more…

Itjaw

It’s the end of the holidays for me =-(…

This time tomorrow I will experiencing the joy of school, and all the fun that comes with that…

School bad. (Just to clarify things for you…)

So,

Someone added me on MSN this morning, I have no idea who they are, which is nice

I find it a little weird… I don’t know why, it just hits me as strange…

I should probably think about what I’m going to write about before I sit down and start typing, that would probably be best…

I’ve been working on the idea of my own T.V. channel recently, mainly because all the Australian Television channels suck… I haven’t quite finished it off yet though, my brain needs time to think these things though… Poor thing trying to keep all my thoughts in this round dome type thing I like to call my head…

One more day where I do nothing more than nothing… That made sense….

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I like…’s they’re nice…

It’s weird isn’t it that I keep referring to my …’s towards the end of a post, it’s mainly because I have nothing better to say…

I should probably stop doing that…

Itjaw…

More and more I’m getting the impression that I’m missing something vital in the whole growing up thing (lets face it though even when I’m 30 I’m still going to have the mental age of a 6 year old)  … When I talk to people on msn or in real life (this happens less often) I get the feeling that everyone else is doing something I’m not.

Everyone seems to be having a crisis of some sought!  It’s just not fair!

Maybe it’s just me being a little bit more psychotic than normal… Which wouldn’t  be out of the ordinary lets face facts…

It may just be me watching to much T.V. (which isn’t out of the ordinary either)…

I’m not quite sure how to get my point of view across… (see previous brackets)

Everyone seems to be in someway depressed or having something terrible going on in their lives….

Sure I have problems, but none of them ever seem that major to me, just little blips on the radar…

Am I supposed to struggle to find my identity? I’ve never done that but it sounds like a bit of fun to be honest… Is that just me?

Am I supposed to write melodramatic poetry about the girl I love? Because I hate poetry…

Or should I draw pictures of her? That’s a good idea, except for the fact that I can’t draw for crap…

Should I hate my parents? And sneak out to go to parties? I hardly ever go to parties… Maybe I’m just not cool ( or kool depending on how you wanna spell it…)

I guess you could argue that this is my way of struggling with my being a teenager, but if this is it then I’m obviously missing something…

I thinkI’m just in a weird moo, wait that’s all the time…

I think I used to many …’s …

just to make up for them “I’ll! use some; other punctuation: @#<.$  ?”

Yes….

Itjaw

So I realized that I hadn’t posted for about a week and I’d only written a fairly short one so I felt guilty (even though no one reads it) and decided to write another one. Now the only problem is that I can’t think of anything to write which is a bit of a dilemma but you know it’s all good…

I still can’t think of anything so I’m just going to type that I can’t think of anything and hopefully something will pop into my head…

You see the problem is that I don’t plan out what I’m going to write I just write it (or type it more accurately) and hope for the best, which is why sometimes it makes very little sense because my poor brain is trying to cobble together the random assortment of grunts that I like to call thoughts into a coherent sentence, and god bless it it does it’s best but theres only so much the best brain in the world can do… and of coarse then theres the distraction…. due to my very short attention span I often side track to something else and it will take me a good ten minutes to realize what I was supposed to be doing and after ten minutes I’ve also completely forgotten what I was writing about so I have to read what I’ve already written and after about five minutes of letting my brain catch up and get back on track I’m just about ready for another break….

Itjaw

So yes last weekend was easter and it was fairly easterish (yes thats a word). There was chocolate eaten and Christians ignored, both are fun…. It doesn’t make sense to me why it’s the easter bunny that brings you chocolate eggs, last time I checked mammals had live births, except for two picky animals who just have to be awkward and be called something completely different because they’re snobs and don’t want to be associated with the rest of us scummy mammals. For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about I am referring to the echidna and the platypus which both have really weird spellings and they are both Australians mammals but rather than having their baby pop out of them kicking and screaming they lay eggs, which to me would disqualify them as mammals but apparently it makes them a monotreme which also has a strange spelling just for fun.

So now if the rabbit lays eggs as well then he gets to join their very exclusive club, if you see a rabbit that’s been lynched then now you know why.

I might start backing away slowly from myself…

is that possible?

Itjaw